Mmmmm, Wednesday nights are so yummy. Give me hot chocolate and the Gilmore Girls, and I am an incredibly happy camper.

I am going to the Renaissance Faire on Sunday. A good medieval time will be had by me. I wish I had garb to wear. But alas, I have not the money to fund such a thing. So I'll just walk around pretending that I am in a velvet and embroidery gown, and that will just have to do.

I honestly had more to say, but it has all fluttered out of my head and landed somewhere far far away from here. Hopefully my thoughts have not fallen into someone else's head for them to write down because then I would accuse them of plagiarism but I would have no proof and everyone would think I was nutty and they'd put me in a strait jacket which I would despise because they are so incredibly tacky and it's incredibly hard to accesorize with not that anyone would let me have jewelry because they would think I was nutty and that I would use the jewelry to either harm myself or escape from the institution and they would probably be right and I realize that this is a huge run-on sentence but I could really care less at this point because I have sucked you into my trap and you just can't get out of it at this point so just admit that I have captivated you with my incessant babbling and move along with your life.

Now that was just unneccessary. I apologize for the utter lack of taste of the above paragraph.

Moving on, I was watching this special on the History channel earlier. It was about Lizzie Borden. I've just always liked learning new facts about that whole trial. It's so great. I'm morbid like that, calling a mysterious murder great. But anyway, I guess I just like that it will never be solved and everyone will just keep talking about it forever. That notoriety is so cool.

I wish I were cool. Just not for possibly killing my parents. That would just be wrong.

You are all probably really disturbed by me right now. I'll sing you a song that should make things all better. *clears throat* Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together! Brighter than a lucky penny when you're near the rain goes, disappears dear, and I feel so fine, just to know that you are mine. *bows and blows kisses*

the night is nearly over † the day is almost here